What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Texas ends in-state tuition for undocumented students after Abbott, AG agree to DOJ demand - Dallas News

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Star Bassist Carol Kaye rejects Rock & Roll Hall of Fame honor - NPR

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Novavax's COVID-19-Influenza Combination and Stand-alone Influenza Vaccine Candidates Showed Robust Immune Responses and Were Well Tolerated in Initial Cohort of a Phase 3 Trial - Novavax Investor Relations

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon

No way

Still no good.

Still no good

Dick Van Dyke Drops Out Of Malibu Fan Event Amid “Bad Day” At 99 - Deadline

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Satellite Scanning the World’s Oceans Detects Elusive Phenomena Scientists Say Had "Been Hiding in Plain Sight - The Debrief

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Bikini-clad Brooke Shields celebrates milestone birthday on beach vacation: ‘This is 60!’ - Page Six

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Obituary for Alan A Hines - holcombefuneralhomes.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

No, not a chance

What are the top AI business ideas for beginners?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?