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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:40

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
Still no good.
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?